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Jim and Nancy had just come home, from six months vacation traveling all over easy Asia, a gift from their lovely grown children.
Nancy took one look around their home, dust had collected in some areas.
She walked into the kitchen, and laughed. Very hard, and loud. Jim wondered what could be so funny.
That is when he saw, to his horror, a giant spider web adorning the kitchen window, it’s owner at its center. He looked incredously at nancy.
“HOW IS THIS FUNNY NANCY!”
“The window depicts my lady-cave perfectly, all cobwebs down there.”
Jim scoffed and walked out.
Dear Sin,
When I was much younger I read Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints One of them was something like, “If your kids write in the dust on the furniture, don’t let them put the date.” Good one.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Hahaha I love that hint! We’re the rest as awesome I might have to read it!
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I would if there are moths flying around as well? Lol
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Gosh I hope not. Bats perhaps bit months might be too far and they should consider divorce if t hats the case xD hahaha.
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Cheeky Nancy!
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Very cheeky that nancy ^,^
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Is that rude, or do I just have a dirty mind? Made me grin in any case!
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Oooohhhhh probably a bit of both (;
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Now that was an unexpectedly naughty story, tinged with sarcasm! Well done.
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thank you ^,^
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Guffaw! That’s exactly what happened when I read this! So funny…. yet, I feel for her…
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Dale,
Me too. If she still has cobwebs after going on such a long vaction…. something is amiss and they ought to find it.
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Most definitely!
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Apparently I’m not the only one who detected something “off” about that lady-cave bit 🙂
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Hehehe ^,^ it was indeed meant to be slightly off colored ^,^
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